Who'd Have Known?

I always feel like I have to watch what I say now. How cryptic.

Even though today was terrible, it was also amazing. Who'd have known? Commentary went wonderfully, even though I nearly died from teh sickness. One acts went superbly, even though I almost died from anxiety. My brother's basketball game went SPLENDIDLY, even though I almost died from suspense. They were down by one point with five seconds left on the clock- I screamed myself hoarse when we won. Swish, fuck you, good night.

I'd skip school tomorrow, but c'mon; I've absolutely got to finish Pride and Prejudice. The sexual tension is unbearable!

"Who'd have known, who'd have known? When you flash upon my phone, I no longer feel alone."