I Need You

Dear Pineapple in French,
I'm sort of proud of you. I say sort of because my pride basically comes from your words on the interwebz. I'm not really sure how you've changed in real life, but you're not with him. So I suppose you must have. So I am proud.
Sincerely,
Vibtorria

Dear Mary Jane,
I miss your tantalizing aroma and your sweet, enthralling charms. But I'm afraid the love affair we've had is over. Perhaps one day we will be reunited. I doubt it. Goodbye, forever. Don't forget me!
Always Yours,
Viktorria

Dear Sister,
You don't realize how beautiful you are. And that's so selfish of you. So stop it. You swine.
Love, love, love
Vikplorria

Dear Dolores,
I meant what I said.
Truly sincerely,
Margaret

Dear Irish Kid,
I miss the days when we were best friends. I don't want anything more. I honestly don't. It'd be too overplayed. And it wouldn't work now anyway. So be my best friend again. God knows I need one. You are the IK to my PM, I'm nothing without you.
Love,
Panda Man

Dear Female,
I understand why you do the things you do. I understand why everything is my fault. I understand that you want me to take responsibility. But I don't understand why you won't talk to me until it's come to this. You said you'd get me help. My problems didn't stop just because insurance didn't go through.
Good day,
Viktorria

Dear Knight in Shining Armor,
You continue to surprise me and to defy my expectations. I expected you to bore me, and instead you made me laugh. I expected to forget you, and instead I dwell on pointless memories. Choose a side: good or evil. Don't continue to hang on the balance with me.
Sincerely,
The Invisible One

Dear Moonshine,
If you are wondering why there is no real letter for you, it is because I have already said it all.
Love, for as long as I live,
Viktorria